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[M], who played an anti-reproductive counselor in the previous episode, accepts an immodest proposal from a family member, which suddenly reverses roles. During a summer residency, he informs his surprised colleagues of a seminal decision. From that moment on, events unfold faster than any script could have anticipated. A series of field reports sent to Cordula, document M's journey through the bureaucratic, spiritual, and sweaty countdown to "Seeding Day." Escalating protocols set the pace as he navigates US-mandated medical questionnaires, anal inspections, and fertility folklore in wellness spas. Link to episode: https://outerwoman.xyz/#semen-works